Reply To: Wow this board is boring this year.

[Tom Doughan]

Arghhh!

Sir Rick,

Thoust is seeking answers in the wrong direction. Is it not possible that the greatest factor in the D.D.D. (Diminished Distance Disease) is not merely to the length of tooth but the weakness of ye olde favorite spirit – that of the liquid variety – thee chooses to imbibe in? Thoust must remember that consumption equals courage and composure out on the links. Or so I’ve been told by some wise, old sage.