Tell you what, Tommy, I have to mark our utilities when people dig. I’ll bring a white can of paint down and anytime I or someone in my foursome ends up in this circumstance I’ll circle it with the paint that way it will appease your retarded sense of the rules. And now they can play on! If your head wasn’t so far up there in your tush you might be able to enjoy golf. Better yet, the guys that play with you might enjoy playing. Probably enjoy it more without you than with you in the group.
What part of rule 16 don’t you understand? When it says “free relief from temporary water” it’s free relief. But for you and whoever wants to penalize themselves unnecessarily take your stupid arse back to the tee box. And BTW, if you played professionally, what are you doing in a AMATEUR event? Come on, man!